Incredible - "bank test"

Bank says”we make your dreams come true”.well,to get a permanent placement in a bank is a great job.without hard working & luck no one cud fulfill this dream.

I never & ever 4gt my 1^st bank test.I was nt much prepared for it.but,my frnds helped me in time-mgt.I mug-up the time-schedules rather than g.k,logical reasoning,numerical aptitudes………

When I reached at the exam centre,oh god! I felt sooo bad that I cudnt recognize any faces.But later on a decent lady in salwaar came & she sat beside me, we just talked abt the test,her job……….she borrowed my sharpner,bt didn’t returned. I asked her bt she said that she returned.my new sharpener! “aval athu decent aayittuu adichumattiii…………”

In exam hall,I was quite thorough with my time schedules. But that invigilator was very slow & doubtful,she simply spoiled our time. I think that was her 1^st experience too.

It was supposed to start around 9.15,but fate! What happened! After 9.20 itself my pulse-rate started running………9.30 god 100mtr race…….9.45 I lost all my confidence.finally the test started around 10’o clock. Well,I cudnt manage the time. I felt soo bad….really kai vittu poyyiii……..

When I reached home..

Appan:”Enthayi! Vallathum nadako?”

Me:No way,250/- govinda!pinne ethu 1^st attempt allee leave it. Be positive….appaaaa….

But I was preparing well for my 2^nd test.Unfortunately,the exam date postponed.then I thought, wow, I’ll gt so much time for studing,bt the new date was little bit clumsy,its gonna happen during onam holidays……..Baap re! how cud I prepare for a bank test during onam holidays. Me & frnds planned to start studng on sat eve,(exam is on obviously nxt day itself)

I was damn sure that this ‘ll take my breathe away,bt I didn’t gt much tensed.

But the exam centre was horrible! Really awkward campus,no place for sitting,I searched for a place to sit,finally I gt a big pvc pipe on which some guys’re sitting & I joined them.

Here also I was thorough with the time-mgt.i met sme girls,wat I thought was there is only 21 vacancies in kerala,so noboby ‘ll apply,I was quite surprised! These guls’re on the way frm tvm. By god,wat is this? “evarku veree pannii elleee”….

Whatever,my class was in the ground floor,room no.5. All other class-rooms ‘re opened,but mine was closed.we waited for sme times,sme gals started pulling/pushing the door.but it doesn’t opened.we started discussions…wats this?why its closed?

Tvm girl :”enthirithu thurakatheee?”

Calicut girl :” eniii nammaa evidekuu varilalooo….

baa,njammakkuu chauttii polikam, We all agreed & again started pushing with our legs….

Another girl : lets inform the staffs,they ‘ll unlock it.

They called a lady staff,when she came,she simply pulled the door in a vertical motion(actually that was a sliding door that slides across an opening rather than swinging away from it)

All of us together :”ayyeee !best! ethu eganee open cheyuunaaa door aayirunnooo….

Tvm gal : kaaluuu poyathu mecham.

Well that was a gud joke.

The invigilator was a nice woman.she did her job well.one boy was really interesting,he didn’t bring chellan copy,pen,pencil….he started begging…..

The guy sitting infront of my seat was of another type,he used to ask me a bunch of doubts abt hw to fill the form,wats the pin-code……………

Well before exam, I noticed that these tvm guys were writing sth behind the answer sheet book-lets,like they’re numbering alphabets,writing squares of certain no.s,formulaes…….. I was just wow…wats this!well,the xam was nt so bad,bt I took lots of time for calculations,logical reasoning etc. & after abt 1 hr I remembered that there is no negative marks,I started darkening,according to my choices.

After returning the answer sheets of objective type questions,they distributed the descriptive types questions book-let. Within 15 min.the lady sitting behind me told the invigilator that she finished & asked for leaving….but they wont allowed….after mine,I felt sooo sleepy,move towards the bus stop…at bus-stop I saw that ‘peechee vali lady’,I asked her”y u wanted to leave so early?”

I cant explain abt her pathetic situation.shes married &;ve a baby,shes on the way frm tvm,child is suffering frm flu,only for writing this test she,her husband,child came to kochi….early morning…before exam they admitted the child in a hospital.she was waiting there for her husband.i just felt so bad!awkward!sth!i don’t knw wat exactly.but that was simply a bank test !why these people suffering much & she also mentioned that she cant concentrated in exams bcoz of these tensions.then why she came? Now a days there are many opportunities tooo…..

Whatever.”onnil pezhachal moonil ,”my 2 tests over,well’m looking for my 3^rd . I ‘ve to prepare….

When I reached home;

Appan : “enthayy ethengilum okkkooo……..

Me : “evidennuuu…….this is just a beginning !”